unisloth

On November 25, 2016
a story by [kalese]

I wish I could spend the day with a Unisloth — an animal with a unicorn head and the body of a sloth. I would have a lot of with him. I would name him Chicken Jr. His head has a horn. He pokes people with it. The body would climb everywhere as if it were a monkey. I would go everywhere with him and make him eat lots of food. I would want him to be very chubby so I could cuddle with him. It would probably be hard to take care of him, considering that I want two pit bulls named Gemini and Pisces. They would probably try to kill Chicken Jr. But I would do my best. My household would be kind of weird. My dogs would live with me along with Chicken Jr.

Chicken Jr. would have his own play room though. I would have another house connected to my main house. I would be made of bulletproof glass. My alligators would live there. They would have turkey toys. I would have a job as a dance teacher, a singer or a writer. My cousin would watch everything for free. Her payment would be being able to see and play with my unisloth.  

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